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After half a day of confusion, PlayStation 3 production lines have restarted

The KDE Desktop Project has hit upon the idea of having the American socialite Kim Kardashian promote its next release.

After far too many years of upgrades, changes, and optimization, it's finally happened. Computers have reached their peak.

Just as the company was regaining momentum in the video game market, Sony has admitted defeat, halting production and sale of the PlayStation 3 console and moving video game development studios to new projects.

In a stunning turnaround, Australia's Minister for Censorship, Senator Stephen Conroy, has just announced that his nefarious plan to erect a great firewall of Australia has been abandoned, with the Minister announcing he is 'finally listening to the people that voted us into office' and has issued an apology to all Australians.

In a move certain to surprise, shock and even anger many, the creator of the Linux kernel, Linus Torvalds, today signed up as Chief Software Architect with Microsoft to work on the Redmond Giant's next-generation operating system with Dave Cutler.

In a stunning move just two days before the iPad launches into the US market, to be followed within the month to other countries, Steve Jobs will announce later today that the iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad OS 4.0 will be released - with multitasking.