He wrote that, "Took my then-girlfriend, Jessica, up to the National Redwood Forrest in Northern CA. After having to cross a river on a downed Redwood and dealing with the intermettant rain I found the largest tree in the world I kneeled down and gave it my best! Whether it was something I said or 'Apple's Magic' in action she gushed and said YES, now give me my iPad!!"
Time will tell who gets first priority in this unusual love triangle.
Perhaps the wedding ceremony itself will mimic the Halo wedding, which itself featured Halo-themed everything, to the cufflinks and wedding cake.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Some loved-up iOS apps iTWire would suggest for the couple are 'Lovetricity,' 'Love Calculator' or, if their marriage doesn't exactly go to plan, 'Speed Date.'